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Jul 31The Symbol of Extra-Terrestrial Oppression Punished
Jul 30One night I went to see him
Jul 29I met David
Jul 28Anthony and I
Jul 27We fought the aliens off that night.
Jul 26Eeee.
Jul 25Hand over the spacecraft
Jul 24Dad?!
Jul 23spin spin
Jul 22I tried to get Anthony to talk to me
Jul 21Reno, Nevada
Jul 20Drop it. I know.
Jul 19Look at my girl.
Jul 18You get right down from there this instant!
Jul 17They’re on “Vacation”
Jul 16Do you always
Jul 15How long is this moment of silence lasting?
Jul 14Mr. Monkey
Jul 13Where ya put my stuff?
Jul 12How can you have a long lost twin sister?
Jul 11You boys go in and greet your father.
Jul 10Hey, Mike!
Jul 9Kids! I’m so glad to see you!
Jul 8Mom an’ Dad are expectin’ us!
Jul 7Wasn’t it sorta obvious
Jul 6You ready yet?
Jul 5Why aren’t you happy?
Jul 4Pack up!
Jul 3Quick! While eyes are elsewhere!
Jul 2Here she comes.
Jul 1Joyce, your attitude towards sex ain’t exactly healthy
Jun 30I just don’t want to THINK about it, okay?
Jun 29What the hell am Ah doin’?
Jun 28Joyce WHAT?
Jun 27And then the sperm
Jun 26Cindy, and her twin, and Rick
Jun 25Now what we’re ’bout to tell you, Joyce
Jun 24And then the magical fairy comes down
Jun 23What are you morons up to?
Jun 22How’s “The Talk” coming?
Jun 21Can we have a little talk?
Jun 20One of those parenting books.
Jun 19What are you reading?
Jun 18She’s 21 and she doesn’t know where babies come from!
Jun 17Okay, Sal.
Jun 16The birds and the bees
Jun 15The Sailor Scouts
Jun 14Let me get this straight
Jun 13Joyce is such an oddball
Jun 12So I saw Billie the other day
Jun 11‘Bout your past…
Jun 10I wish I coulda been there.
Jun 9Just fer you!
Jun 8So, bro, where were you?
Jun 7Ah’m prob’ly the worst person
Jun 6Joyce, are you okay?
Jun 5Why are you in costume?
Jun 4So Big Boss got an anonymous tip
Jun 3I dunno about you…
Jun 2How’d you get here so fast?
Jun 1Prepare for Ass Kicken!
May 31If you’ve come to gloat, go away
May 30You let them go?
May 29This is war
May 28I’d always hoped
May 27It was you
May 26It’s all YOUR doing!
May 25E-e-e-merg–
May 24Cripes…
May 21On the count of three
May 20Yer immune to The Sound of Music
May 19My heart will be blessed
May 18Will not be saving you
May 17One by one
May 16Rise and shine!
May 15Ah’ve been contaminated
May 14Who WAS that kid?
May 13You really leaving?
May 12I’ll be going now.
May 11The Great Shit Shower of 1999
May 10You can tell Joyce
May 9You’ve found Joyce’s friends
May 8This dweeb knows where Joyce is!
May 7You know Joyce?
May 6So you’re Billie’s little dork pal.
May 5Did Walky leave?
May 4Are you okay?
May 3Billie and the kid
May 2Why are you so against “Walky”?
May 1What’s that?
Apr 30Over a year now
Apr 29Your boyfriend’s weird.
Apr 28He looks like…
Apr 27You? A girl?!
Apr 26This is a sudden visit, Walky
Apr 25It’s “Walkerton”!
Apr 24Walky!
Apr 23That’s it! I’m getting contacts!
Apr 22Stalking me! Drooling!
Apr 21I’m not so sure…
Apr 20Beer goggles
Apr 19I need to get contacts
Apr 18We’ve got two bedrooms.
Apr 17See? Now it’s home!
Apr 16How quickly you fall…
Apr 15Didn’t know you CARED
Apr 14Got to get to Joyce
Apr 13SLAM!
Apr 12You’re goofy!
Apr 11Behind door number two!
Apr 10Mavis
Apr 9Keep close attention, team.
Apr 8Squad 283 is out cold!
Apr 7Are you from squad 283?
Apr 6Time is of the essence
Apr 5Okay, team…
Apr 4Dammit!
Apr 3Miami
Apr 2Without him
Apr 1Without Walkerton
Mar 31Can’t find Walkerton
Mar 308 to 5
Mar 29Direct violation
Mar 28File
Mar 27Memories
Mar 26I sorta understand.
Mar 25Pretty close
Mar 24Different
Mar 23Happy Meal
Mar 22Where ya off to?
Mar 21Headin’ out for a bit
Mar 20No steroids and no hormones
Mar 19How’s the weather?
Mar 18Whatcha talkin’ about, Walky?
Mar 17Yer problem is
Mar 16Come right out an’ ask it
Mar 15Yer advice
Mar 14Freaky…
Mar 13Human male
Mar 12An amazing new use
Mar 11Psyche! Evaluation! page 5
Mar 10Psyche! Evaluation! page 4
Mar 9Psyche! Evaluation! page 3
Mar 8Psyche! Evaluation! page 2
Mar 7Psyche! Evaluation! page 1
Mar 6Email
Mar 5Impenetrable
Mar 4Sue at the Chicago Field Museum
Mar 3Used to be a college student
Mar 2Hacked
Mar 1Sysop
Feb 28CST
Feb 27Net access
Feb 26Point click!
Feb 25The respect it deserves
Feb 24Secret government mainframe
Feb 23What’s happening?
Feb 22Quiet time
Feb 218pm!
Feb 20Nacho Man
Feb 19Cute
Feb 18Religion
Feb 17Straighten your bed
Feb 16Pokemon
Feb 15There must be some way
Feb 14Good commander
Feb 13Alanis
Feb 12So I was all like
Feb 11Geeze
Feb 10Um, hey, Joyce?
Feb 9Don’t sit around waiting
Feb 8To a good friend
Feb 7Chumps
Feb 6Talked to Sal again today
Feb 5Progress!
Feb 4A nice guy named Danny
Feb 3Stuffed him into his locker
Feb 2Settled in Indiana
Feb 1Just when I thought I was out…
Jan 31The same damn shirt
Jan 30I told you, I don’t like Joyce.
Jan 29Like who?
Jan 28Ah dunno
Jan 27Squad 42
Jan 26Interesting command decision
Jan 25“Commander”
Jan 24I know you don’t like this
Jan 23Walkerton can’t lead
Jan 22Investigative reports
Jan 21Heads up, troops
Jan 20Pathetic little setup
Jan 19It’s summer!
Jan 18New lifeguard
Jan 17My most favorite base!
Jan 16C’mere, Daniel!
Jan 15Beef?
Jan 14Efficient
Jan 13Your sorry rear!
Jan 12Noise
Jan 11Necessary
Jan 10You wouldn’t DARE
Jan 9Ruined my entire life
Jan 8After what you did to me
Jan 7The three of us will RULE THE COSMOS!
Jan 6But… how…?
Jan 5Awful strips I rejected in favor of the “four words” bit
Jan 5*gasp*
Jan 4Four words
Jan 3She’s decided to join us after all
Jan 2Wha–?
Jan 1Sir! Incoming SEMME ships!