Roomies!

It's about college.

College Ho!

A story originally from Roomies! #1.
2012-09-10-collegeho1

Moving In

The first Roomies! strips.
2012-09-22
Sep 22, 2012College is fine
Sep 23, 2012Consequences
Sep 24, 2012Time to get up
Sep 25, 2012Make it so
Sep 26, 2012Be careful
Sep 27, 2012I hate math

Psy-cute-ic

Joyce reveals she's kind of nuts.
2012-09-28
Sep 28, 2012Class is dismissed
Sep 29, 2012Who's the girl?
Sep 30, 2012Really unnecessary
Oct 02, 2012Meat hooks
Oct 03, 2012Unsung hero
Oct 04, 2012Give me the phone!
Oct 05, 2012I give up
Oct 06, 2012Nobody likes me!
Oct 07, 2012I can explain
Oct 08, 2012What a relief!
Oct 10, 2012Snow White
Oct 11, 2012A common name
Oct 13, 2012Surplus
Oct 14, 2012BCE
Oct 16, 2012Be yourself
Oct 17, 2012Self-vandalism
Oct 18, 2012Elevator, part 1
Oct 19, 2012Elevator, part 2

Alien Abductions

Danny meets Alex and others get probed by aliens.
2012-10-18

Disney's Hansel and Gretel

This fairy tale has been sanitized for your protection.
2012-10-28-hanselgretel1

She's Pristine!

Turns out Joyce has been around the block zero times.
2012-11-03
Nov 04, 2012Bummer of a Roomie
Nov 06, 2012BLUSH
Nov 08, 2012The Circle of Life

Optimus Prime

Beast Wars is awesome!
2012-11-08
Nov 09, 2012My childhood
Nov 10, 2012Embellished
Nov 11, 2012Collection

Obligatory Flashback Sequence

During a freak loft bed accident, Danny's life flashes before his eyes.
2012-11-12
Nov 13, 2012wump aaaaa CRASH
Nov 14, 2012ACK!
Nov 15, 2012Eh?
Nov 17, 2012Flashback ---->
Nov 17, 2012Frog in his throat
Nov 18, 2012Hewwo
Nov 19, 2012Puberty
Nov 20, 2012Hey, baby
Nov 21, 2012Pathetic
Nov 22, 2012Sir
Nov 23, 2012I'm gonna be fine
Nov 24, 2012Cutester
Nov 25, 2012South Park
Nov 26, 2012Bob or Venus
Nov 27, 2012Bloomington 90210
Nov 28, 2012Judgmental
Nov 29, 2012Better off

Friggin' Christmas Spirit

Everyone goes Christmas shopping, discusses mistletoe.
2012-12-08
Dec 10, 2012Unicorn
Dec 11, 2012Faint Yellow Hue
Dec 14, 2012Holly
Dec 15, 2012Fat lady
Dec 16, 2012January
Dec 18, 2012it's war!

Robo-Vac

Joe and Danny read a vintage comic book.
2012-12-19
Dec 19, 2012Moolah
Dec 20, 2012Tom Hoover
Dec 21, 2012An edge
Dec 22, 2012Cut short
Dec 23, 2012I was transformed!
Dec 24, 2012The Call
Dec 25, 2012Not so fast
Dec 26, 2012Social issues
Dec 27, 2012How cheap
Dec 28, 2012Horoscopes
Dec 29, 2012Taurus
Dec 30, 2012Doog and Blair
Dec 31, 2012Pacifier
Jan 01, 2013Disgusting

Titanic

Joyce and Joe go to see James Cameron's Titanic.
2013-01-02
Jan 02, 2013Family troubles?
Jan 04, 2013Chick movie
Jan 05, 2013Kleenex
Jan 06, 2013My Girl
Jan 07, 2013Date
Jan 08, 2013Bigger explosions
Jan 09, 2013Asleep
Jan 14, 2013Do you need help?
Jan 16, 2013Shampoo

Don't Mess with a Man and His Bicycle

Someone steals Danny's bicycle. He cries.
2013-01-18
Jan 18, 2013Crap.
Jan 19, 2013DIE!
Jan 20, 2013Eeesh...
Jan 21, 2013Sal's gone, Danny
Jan 24, 2013A perfect time!
Jan 25, 2013We're dating?!
Jan 26, 2013Pushover
Jan 27, 2013Already married!
Feb 05, 2013Foreshadowing
Feb 07, 2013Round One, page 12

Round One

2013-01-26
Jan 22, 2013Round One, page 1
Jan 23, 2013Round One, page 2
Jan 28, 2013Round One, page 3
Jan 29, 2013Round One, page 4
Jan 30, 2013Round One, page 5
Jan 31, 2013Round One, page 6
Feb 01, 2013Round One, page 7
Feb 02, 2013Round One, page 8
Feb 03, 2013Round One, page 9
Feb 04, 2013Round One, page 10
Feb 06, 2013Round One, page 11
Feb 07, 2013Round One, page 12

SAL?!

The prodigal girlfriend returns!
2013-02-08
Feb 08, 2013Rambling
Feb 09, 2013Cryptic
Feb 10, 2013Complications
Feb 11, 2013Can't tell ya
Feb 13, 2013Suspicious
Feb 14, 2013The Slaggin' Keys
Feb 15, 2013Give me the keys
Feb 16, 2013Eye contact
Feb 17, 2013Happy birthday
Feb 18, 2013Pick yer lock
Feb 20, 2013No home
Feb 21, 2013Be careful
Feb 22, 2013Bob and Cindy
Feb 23, 2013Barbie

Breakin' the Fourth Wall

The semester's almost over, CARTOONIST SO BORED
2013-03-02
Mar 02, 2013...I...
Mar 03, 2013Totally Serious
Mar 04, 2013Come here, you.
Mar 06, 2013The Deep End
Mar 08, 2013Hold it.
Mar 09, 2013Anything in common
Mar 10, 2013BOOM
Mar 11, 2013Men and Marriage
Mar 12, 2013FACE THE WORLD
Mar 13, 2013Football
Mar 15, 2013Tabloid Today
Mar 16, 2013whimper whimper
Mar 17, 2013Packed and ready

Back for More

Danny and Joe return as sophomores
2013-03-18
Mar 19, 2013Accommodate
Mar 20, 2013Mandatory

Howard Can Dress Himself

Well, barely.
2013-03-21
Mar 21, 2013Sane Freshmen
Mar 22, 2013Spock ears
Mar 23, 2013Cannae
Mar 24, 2013Pennied
Mar 25, 2013Mr. Helmet
Mar 26, 2013Exactly!
Mar 27, 2013Flitter
Mar 29, 2013What now?!

Ruthless

Howard has a sister! A sister who will punch you.
2013-03-31
Apr 01, 2013No harm done
Apr 02, 2013My wrist!
Apr 03, 2013Sex-on-demand
Apr 04, 2013He's the nice one
Apr 05, 2013Purely platonic

Joyce Gets a Hobby

Sarah tries to de-boy crazy Joyce by suggesting some alternative interests.
2013-04-06

Comiconference

Ruth takes Howard to Comiconference while Billie struggles with the geeky atmosphere
2013-04-12-comiconference

Wasting Away

Danny meets Ruth's drunken friends and her nihilism.
2013-04-20
Apr 20, 2013Lots in common
Apr 22, 2013Easily
Apr 23, 2013To Hell with it
Apr 24, 2013No hopes or dreams
Apr 25, 2013His act together
Apr 26, 2013Beer and chicks

Sly Sirs Redux

A bunch of strips from another project which I shoehorned in here.
2013-04-29
Apr 29, 2013Sugar
Apr 30, 2013Boop! Boop!
May 02, 2013Utterly depressin'
May 03, 2013Sir Lancelot

Running Away

So hey, what's Sal up to? Her ass in Aliens and Brits, apparently.
2013-05-04
May 05, 2013For the kid
May 06, 2013New Adventures
May 07, 2013Correction fluid
May 08, 2013Press on
May 09, 2013We know this human
May 12, 2013Whazzat?
May 13, 2013Tell me, Sal...
May 14, 2013I'm involved now.
May 15, 2013Balances out
May 17, 2013Up the ladder!
May 18, 2013The government
May 19, 2013Test Subject Files

Sexuality and the Modern Joyce

Joyce learns she is not sexually desirable by Joe. This bothers her for some reason.
2013-05-20
May 20, 2013Feminism
May 21, 2013Stimulus/Response
May 22, 2013Goodbye forever
May 23, 2013Mister Macho Man
May 24, 2013Sexy
May 25, 2013Wiggle my butt
May 27, 2013Unappealing
May 28, 2013Dow-own
May 29, 2013Help Me Harlan
May 30, 2013Toilet paper thumb

Home for Christmas

It's Christmastime! Features the first Internet-exclusive comics.
2013-06-01

Joyce the Squirrel

Joyce discovers webcomics, freaks out
2013-06-10

Roomies! Redux!

A bunch of Roomies! strips I drew for some newspaper somewhere years and years later.
2013-06-16
Jun 16, 2013Spaghetti stain
Jun 17, 2013Secret love
Jun 18, 2013Important things
Jun 19, 2013Two out of three
Jun 20, 2013Thank you, Lord
Jun 21, 2013Geek chic
Jun 22, 2013Trained
Jun 23, 2013Spray! Spray!
Jun 24, 2013Disability
Jun 25, 2013Jessica
Jun 26, 2013Sir Thomas More
Jun 27, 2013Napkin
Jun 28, 2013Unnecessary things
Jun 29, 2013Orange
Jun 30, 2013Trash chute
Jul 01, 2013Grad school
Jul 02, 2013Prison
Jul 03, 2013Your rabbit
Jul 04, 2013Cat person
Jul 06, 2013Dog person
Jul 07, 2013I LOVE CATS HONEST
Jul 08, 2013Hello, Kitty!
Jul 09, 2013Rapport
Jul 10, 2013Space
Jul 11, 2013A good kitty
Jul 12, 2013Captain Kirk
Jul 13, 2013Quarantined
Jul 17, 2013Ten pounds
Jul 18, 2013Cranky
Jul 19, 2013Jesus!
Jul 21, 2013Soooo many wrongs
Jul 22, 2013Blech
Jul 23, 2013Arrrrr!
Jul 24, 2013Hoo hah!
Jul 26, 2013Street cred
Jul 27, 2013Mrs. R
Jul 28, 2013Dad's dead?!
Jul 29, 2013Buy your love
Aug 01, 2013Table tennis
Aug 02, 2013Dirty pool
Aug 09, 2013With nerds
Aug 10, 2013Belief system
Aug 11, 2013Doomed to discard
Aug 13, 2013Stuck in a rut

Angst"R"Us

Danny enters his goth period. Ruth feels responsible.
2013-09-02
Sep 03, 2013Black hoodie
Sep 04, 2013Downbeat
Sep 05, 2013Weirdly kind
Sep 06, 2013Cheerful clothes
Sep 07, 2013Closet nerd
Sep 08, 2013What's your major?
Sep 09, 2013Impotent Raymond

Chicks Dig Engineers

Joe decides to become an engineering major, which means changing schools.
2013-09-11
Sep 11, 2013Rugged good looks
Sep 12, 2013Piece of meat
Sep 13, 2013Mistake
Sep 14, 2013Fornication
Sep 14, 2013Abandoning

Aliens Wear Purple Spacesuits

Joyce's interest in alien activity catches the eye of a mysterious stranger.
2013-09-16
Sep 16, 2013COAS433
Sep 18, 2013Pssst! Hey!
Sep 19, 2013Love Monkey

Not Anymore

Danny learns Ruth is a stalk-blocker.
2013-09-21
Sep 21, 2013Visiting
Sep 22, 2013Teddy Ruxpin
Sep 23, 2013Ditch her
Sep 24, 2013God, just stop
Sep 25, 2013You deserve it.
Sep 26, 2013Answer me this
Sep 28, 2013u mad bro??
Sep 29, 2013Alienated me
Sep 30, 2013Do tell
Oct 01, 2013Lousy dork
Oct 02, 2013A real snore
Oct 05, 2013Bette Midler

Beer Necessities

Danny decides a DUI sounds super awesome.
2013-10-06
Oct 06, 2013Ooh, YAY.
Oct 07, 2013No where
Oct 09, 2013Tolerable
Oct 10, 2013Where is everyone?
Oct 12, 2013Unacceptable
Oct 13, 2013It's yours

No Regrets

Somebody makes an important sacrifice
2013-10-14
Oct 14, 2013Make amends
Oct 15, 2013My turning point
Oct 16, 2013A plan
Oct 17, 2013Almost got 'im
Oct 18, 2013Swerve!
Oct 20, 2013...no regrets.
Oct 21, 2013Did he move?
Oct 22, 2013An accident
Oct 23, 2013You're all here!
Oct 24, 2013Too late
Oct 25, 2013Fitting
Oct 27, 2013Joe! Wait!
Oct 28, 2013A fluke

The Aliens Return

What the title says, yo.
2013-10-29
Oct 29, 2013Softy
Oct 31, 2013Hyper as ever
Nov 01, 2013Playing dress-up
Nov 03, 2013The time nears!
Nov 04, 2013NO mercy!

SEMME

As Aliens reinvade campus, an enigmatic covert ops team steps in.
2013-11-05
Nov 05, 2013Runrunrunrunrunrun
Nov 06, 2013The runaway
Nov 08, 2013Down to business
Nov 09, 2013Pop up again
Nov 10, 2013A turbulent loop
Nov 11, 2013Ripped away
Nov 12, 2013Found the girl
Nov 14, 2013Off-switch
Nov 16, 2013Gig is up
Nov 17, 2013Eesh
Nov 18, 2013Hey you, wake up
Nov 19, 2013Into the hospital
Nov 21, 2013National security
Nov 22, 2013Darlin'
Nov 23, 2013Underneath
Nov 24, 2013Incomprehensible

Billie and Danny

Ruth's friends grow closer in her absence.
2013-12-08
Dec 08, 2013Knock knock
Dec 09, 2013Dork
Dec 10, 2013Twerp
Dec 11, 2013Phantom Menace
Dec 13, 2013Same boat
Dec 14, 2013Whoa, Dan!
Dec 15, 2013Escort
Dec 18, 2013Oh stuff it, Carly
Dec 20, 2013Tingly feeling

Empty Room

Some folks ain't around any more.
2013-11-24
Nov 24, 2013Incomprehensible
Nov 25, 2013Empty room
Nov 26, 2013Plausible
Nov 27, 2013Indebited
Nov 28, 2013Night in jail
Nov 29, 2013Nitpicking
Dec 02, 2013Evidence
Dec 03, 2013Joyce is gone.
Dec 04, 2013Bulmeria
Dec 05, 2013Tee hee hee!
Dec 07, 2013massage your wound

Clean Slate

Joyce finds a fresh start at SEMME.
2013-12-22
Dec 22, 2013The subjects
Dec 23, 2013Subject 135
Dec 24, 2013Proto-squad
Dec 25, 2013Matters to discuss
Dec 26, 2013The Sound a' Music
Dec 29, 2013What to do
Dec 30, 2013Where am I?
Dec 31, 2013FUMP!
Jan 01, 2014Piece of equipment
Jan 02, 2014Trying to remember
Jan 03, 2014No going back
Jan 06, 2014Why, you f-word!
Jan 07, 2014She's dying...
Jan 08, 2014Only once
Jan 11, 2014Chicken
Jan 12, 2014Awake again
Jan 13, 2014Walkerton
Jan 14, 2014Fermiliar
Jan 15, 2014Fix
Jan 16, 2014Amount of concern
Jan 17, 2014G'morning!

Girls at the Door

Danny receives female visitors during summer break.
2014-01-19
Jan 20, 2014Some encouragement
Jan 22, 2014Lecturing
Jan 23, 2014How on EARTH
Jan 25, 2014Three Years Ago
Jan 26, 2014No reason
Jan 27, 2014Campus phonebook
Jan 28, 2014One part of you
Jan 31, 2014Kicked me out
Feb 01, 2014Bunch of rednecks
Feb 02, 2014Aw-haw!
Feb 03, 2014Revoked
Feb 04, 2014Where you headed

Road Trip!

Probably don't gotta spell this one out for ya.
2014-02-05
Feb 05, 2014Billie-ese
Feb 06, 2014Heavy sweatshirt
Feb 08, 2014I look horrible!
Feb 09, 2014Empty
Feb 10, 2014I dream of Me-nnie
Feb 11, 2014Going in circles
Feb 12, 2014Terrain
Feb 13, 2014Minnesota
Feb 14, 2014BotCon
Feb 15, 2014Gonna be sick
Feb 16, 2014Who the hell
Feb 18, 2014See some ID
Feb 19, 2014Lame inside jokes
Feb 20, 2014Behave yourself
Feb 21, 2014Whoops

Premarital Hanky-Panky

Mary becomes increasingly self-righteous, while Danny and Billie play out a Chick Tract.
2014-02-22
Feb 23, 2014Do the bad thing
Feb 25, 2014Weird.
Feb 26, 2014Yep. Neat.
Feb 27, 2014Up the path
Feb 28, 2014Aw, screw
Mar 02, 2014Stop
Mar 03, 2014Promised myself
Mar 05, 2014Freedom
Mar 09, 2014Dakota forests
Mar 10, 2014Please tell me
Mar 11, 2014We need to talk
Mar 12, 2014Stare a hole
Mar 13, 20149-hour drive
Mar 14, 2014A little difficult
Mar 16, 2014Sober virgin-types
Mar 17, 2014My ex
Mar 18, 2014#@!! dramatics
Mar 19, 2014Back to normal
Mar 20, 2014Magically happy

The Power Booster Rod

SEMME gains possession to an unlikely artifact.
2014-03-21
Mar 21, 2014Bah.
Mar 22, 2014Anybody home?
Mar 24, 2014Elevator
Mar 25, 2014Salvador
Mar 26, 2014Power Booster Rod?
Mar 27, 2014Out the window
Mar 28, 2014Forgive us
Mar 30, 2014Sinuses
Mar 31, 2014Gotta run!
Apr 01, 2014Better traction

Back to School. Again

Joe and Danny begin junior year.
2014-04-03
Apr 04, 2014Preoccupied
Apr 05, 2014All moved in.
Apr 10, 2014Tigerhawk
Apr 11, 2014Life support
Apr 12, 2014ZIP!
Apr 13, 2014Paperwork
Apr 14, 2014Breasts
Apr 15, 2014In his room
Apr 16, 2014Please answer me
Apr 17, 2014Resolve this
Apr 18, 2014First Fight
Apr 19, 2014>choke<
Apr 20, 2014Give in, loser!

Caught in the Act

Billie goes to a party!
2014-04-21
Apr 21, 2014Fuzzy channels
Apr 22, 2014Password
Apr 23, 2014Alice
Apr 24, 2014Hard up for liquor
Apr 25, 2014Stuck in a party
Apr 26, 2014This night sucks
Apr 27, 2014If there's a God
Apr 28, 2014Blow me up beer
Apr 29, 2014Perfectly fine
Apr 30, 2014Glug
May 02, 2014Perfunctory
May 03, 2014Tests suck
May 04, 2014Third and Highland
May 05, 2014Slut
May 07, 2014More than one
May 08, 2014No way out
May 10, 2014Scrabble
May 11, 2014Showering
May 12, 2014Not like that
May 13, 2014Making me angry
May 14, 2014Twinkies

Hairy

Joe grows a goatee.
2014-05-15

Unwanted Nudity

Joe is a nude model in Mary's life drawing class.
2014-05-23
May 23, 2014Life drawing
May 25, 2014Female models
May 26, 2014Britney Spears
May 27, 2014Cute coeds
May 28, 2014Don't want to know

Leftovers

Time to venture back to Ron and Carly's house! That's not ominous.
2014-05-29
May 29, 2014Tikka tikka takka
May 30, 2014Moral support
Jun 01, 2014This is the place
Jun 02, 2014Have a seat?
Jun 03, 2014Got your stuff
Jun 04, 2014Her name is Joyce
Jun 05, 2014Happy where I am
Jun 10, 2014That way, I think
Jun 11, 2014Howard's in there.
Jun 12, 2014Picard Poofs
Jun 13, 2014I've moved in.
Jun 14, 2014I like it here
Jun 15, 2014Ding dong
Jun 19, 2014Interesting points

The Wrong Answer

Danny chooses poorly.
2014-06-17

Coming Up

Danny makes a few blindlingly obviously good decisions, redeeming him forever.
2014-06-27

It's Walky!

It's about fighting aliens.

Nachitos

Everyone's favorite growth-stunting snack chips.
2014-10-29
Oct 31, 2014Where ya going
Nov 03, 2014Saviors
Nov 04, 2014May I be excused
Nov 05, 2014SLAM!
Nov 06, 2014NNNNNGH!!
Nov 07, 2014Buttpipe
Nov 09, 2014Mmm, cheeezy

The Big Sleep

On New Years Eve, the Head Alien unfurls his long dormant plans for world domination.
2014-07-09
Jul 10, 2014Useless
Jul 11, 2014Walkerton!
Jul 13, 2014Great Scott...
Jul 15, 20143D TV
Jul 16, 2014New Years Eve
Jul 18, 2014Mind wipe victim
Jul 21, 2014Year Zero.
Jul 23, 2014Enlist the natives
Jul 25, 2014Shuttlecraft
Jul 28, 2014Mr. Belly Button
Jul 30, 2014My name
Aug 01, 2014She's gone again
Aug 04, 2014I would
Aug 05, 2014Fate of the world
Aug 06, 2014Dodge Ram 50
Aug 08, 2014Before we take off
Oct 13, 2014Segue

Debriefing

2014-08-11
Aug 11, 2014About ti--
Aug 12, 2014Hostages
Aug 13, 2014Fibbin'
Aug 14, 2014SPOOM!
Aug 15, 2014BLAM! BLAM! CLUNK!
Aug 19, 2014Declassified
Aug 21, 2014My son.
Aug 26, 2014TIES!
Aug 27, 2014Florida
Aug 28, 2014Detected us
Sep 01, 2014Gotcha both!
Sep 02, 2014Double-excellent!
Sep 03, 2014Agents!
Sep 05, 2014BOOF!
Sep 08, 2014Did we win?
Sep 09, 2014Bleagh
Sep 10, 2014Alan's dead.
Sep 12, 2014Unbelievable.
Sep 15, 2014Rescues please!
Sep 16, 2014Doesn't matter.
Sep 17, 2014Hands up

Kill Your Friends

2014-09-18
Sep 18, 2014Under my control
Sep 19, 2014THAT is how
Sep 22, 2014Sal!
Sep 23, 2014Kill your friends
Sep 25, 2014I don't like this
Sep 26, 2014Zero help
Sep 29, 2014KRAASH!
Sep 30, 2014News crews
Oct 02, 2014Kill shot
Oct 03, 2014Caddy
Oct 06, 2014White House
Oct 07, 2014Grandfatherly
Oct 08, 2014Little help please
Oct 09, 2014Get off
Oct 10, 2014Pay grade
Oct 14, 2014Urrrk!!
Oct 15, 2014Blow to the head
Oct 16, 2014Subject
Oct 20, 2014Wh--
Oct 21, 2014Livejournal

It's...

Humanity's savior is revealed!
2014-10-22
Oct 22, 2014Jinxed
Oct 23, 2014Remember
Oct 24, 2014Alien technology
Oct 25, 2014Oversight
Oct 26, 2014Taco Bell
Oct 27, 2014Wiigii!
Oct 28, 2014Portfolio

Puppy

Joyce and Walky go to a pet store
2014-11-11
Nov 11, 2014Into town
Nov 12, 2014Out to the city
Nov 13, 2014'Partment
Nov 14, 2014Mr. Petshop Guy
Nov 15, 2014Hey, Mister
Nov 16, 2014A more playful pet
Nov 17, 2014Hey, Doggy.
Nov 18, 2014You got a DOG?!
Nov 19, 2014You stay in here
Nov 20, 2014Bark!! Bark!!
Nov 22, 2014Let's go outside!
Nov 26, 2014Bend the spoon
Nov 28, 2014Play with the guns
Nov 30, 2014All hooked up

El Grand Thefto

The world's supply of Nachitos snack chips mysteriously disappear!
2014-12-01

Joyce's Birthday

it's joyce's birthday
2014-12-05
Dec 05, 2014May 5
Dec 06, 2014Juice
Dec 07, 2014Bootleg
Dec 08, 2014Off we go.
Dec 10, 2014Mind, Joyce
Dec 11, 2014Tattoo
Dec 12, 2014Irrational fear
Dec 13, 2014Very, HIC, fun
Dec 14, 2014Mothers Day

Ransom Note

If you want to see the Nachitos alive...
2014-12-15
Dec 15, 2014Mail call!
Dec 16, 2014Titular line
Dec 17, 2014Friend party
Dec 18, 2014VROOM
Dec 19, 2014Dizzying morality
Dec 20, 2014Slap some sense
Dec 21, 2014Smart
Dec 22, 2014Your shortness
Dec 23, 2014BLAM
Dec 25, 2014BOOF!

Family Feud

Yoda tells Luke that there is another Skywalker.
2014-12-26
Dec 26, 2014Not quite yet...
Dec 27, 2014BOW? CREATOR?
Dec 28, 2014One incentive
Dec 29, 2014I know.
Dec 30, 2014Squads 135 and 253
Jan 02, 2015Wha--?
Jan 04, 2015Four words
Jan 05, 2015*gasp*
Jan 06, 2015But... how...?
Jan 10, 2015You wouldn't DARE
Jan 11, 2015Necessary
Jan 12, 2015Noise
Jan 13, 2015Your sorry rear!
Jan 14, 2015Efficient
Jan 15, 2015Beef?
Jan 16, 2015C'mere, Daniel!
Jan 18, 2015New lifeguard

Summer Love

It's a beach mission!
2015-01-19
Jan 19, 2015It's summer!
Jan 21, 2015Heads up, troops
Jan 25, 2015"Commander"
Jan 27, 2015Squad 42
Jan 28, 2015Ah dunno
Jan 29, 2015Like who?
Feb 02, 2015Settled in Indiana
Feb 05, 2015Progress!
Feb 07, 2015Chumps
Feb 08, 2015To a good friend
Feb 10, 2015Um, hey, Joyce?
Feb 11, 2015Geeze
Feb 12, 2015So I was all like
Feb 13, 2015Alanis
Feb 14, 2015Good commander
Feb 16, 2015Pokemon
Feb 18, 2015Religion
Feb 19, 2015Cute
Feb 20, 2015Nacho Man
Feb 21, 20158pm!
Feb 22, 2015Quiet time

133+ H4XX0RZ

Somehow the SEMME mainframe has been compromised by a hacker, despite the handbook claiming it's impenetrable.
2015-02-23
Feb 23, 2015What's happening?
Feb 26, 2015Point click!
Feb 27, 2015Net access
Feb 28, 2015CST
Mar 01, 2015Sysop
Mar 02, 2015Hacked
Mar 05, 2015Impenetrable
Mar 06, 2015Email

Psyche! Evaluation!

Squad 128 is accompanied by a psych analyst.
2015-03-07

Wooing Joyce

Walky puts on his dating game. It's not great.
2015-03-12
Mar 12, 2015An amazing new use
Mar 13, 2015Human male
Mar 14, 2015Freaky...
Mar 15, 2015Yer advice
Mar 17, 2015Yer problem is
Mar 19, 2015How's the weather?
Mar 22, 2015Where ya off to?
Mar 23, 2015Happy Meal
Mar 24, 2015Different
Mar 25, 2015Pretty close
Mar 27, 2015Memories

Minus One

Walky sets off on his own to right wrongs in the name of love.
2015-03-28
Mar 28, 2015File
Mar 29, 2015Direct violation
Mar 30, 20158 to 5
Apr 01, 2015Without Walkerton
Apr 02, 2015Without him
Apr 03, 2015Miami
Apr 04, 2015Dammit!
Apr 05, 2015Okay, team...
Apr 10, 2015Mavis
Apr 12, 2015You're goofy!
Apr 13, 2015SLAM!

It's Roomies!

It's time to figure out what Joyce's mindwiped past was all about! Unfortunately, it was all about Danny.
2015-04-17

Hurricane Joyce

SEMME is held captive, awaiting execution, and the only way out is fury.
2015-05-15
May 16, 2015Rise and shine!
May 17, 2015One by one
May 22, 2015HOLY HELL!
May 23, 2015AAAAAAA!
May 24, 2015Cripes...
May 25, 2015E-e-e-merg--
May 27, 2015It was you
May 28, 2015I'd always hoped
May 29, 2015This is war

Meet the Parents

Let's meet Mr. and Mrs. Walkerton! This will go well.
2015-07-04

That Seventies Strip

Linda Walkerton flashbacks to her childhood!
2015-07-21

Reaching a Churning Point

Walky continues to fail to woo Joyce.
2015-08-08

Monkey Master

What it says on the label.
2015-08-29