It's about college.
Is A Song Forever?
spoilers: a song is not forever, unless it is "allstar"
Feb 05, 2016Dear Walky
Feb 06, 2016This Song Was Meant For You
Feb 07, 2016Danny, what's bothering you?
Feb 08, 2016I think I'm gonna hafta
Feb 09, 2016What? Dude, marriage?
Feb 10, 2016Marrying Billie
Feb 11, 2016Billie, can I ask a favor?
Feb 12, 2016I think I found some open seats
Feb 13, 2016How's it going?
Feb 14, 2016You'd think so, huh?
Feb 15, 2016For what it's worth, I'm sorry
Feb 16, 2016So I talked to MARY just now
Feb 17, 2016Maybe Mary meant what she said.
Feb 18, 2016Graduation gown
Feb 19, 2016I'm not getting up.
Feb 20, 2016Here comes the speaker...
Feb 21, 2016Hey, congratulations!
Feb 22, 2016So how've you been?
Feb 23, 2016So how are you and sunshine doin'?
Feb 24, 2016The minute I left for college
Feb 25, 2016Look, Danny, love goes up and down
Feb 26, 2016Hey, there you are.
Feb 27, 2016You seem happy again.
Feb 28, 2016Hey, that's my DVD!
Feb 29, 2016Do you still want this poster
Mar 01, 2016In an hour, we'll be gone.
Mar 02, 2016Dear Walky again
Mar 03, 2016Hello?
A story originally from Roomies! #1.
Sep 10, 2012College Ho!, page 1
Sep 11, 2012College Ho!, page 2
Sep 12, 2012College Ho!, page 3
Sep 13, 2012College Ho!, page 4
Sep 14, 2012College Ho!, page 5
Sep 15, 2012College Ho!, page 6
Sep 16, 2012College Ho!, page 7
Sep 17, 2012College Ho!, page 8
Sep 18, 2012College Ho!, page 9
Sep 19, 2012College Ho!, page 10
Sep 20, 2012College Ho!, page 11
Sep 21, 2012College Ho!, page 12
The first Roomies! strips.
Joyce reveals she's kind of nuts.
Sep 28, 2012Class is dismissed
Sep 29, 2012Who's the girl?
Sep 30, 2012Really unnecessary
Oct 01, 2012She's there. I'm here.
Oct 02, 2012Meat hooks
Oct 03, 2012Unsung hero
Oct 04, 2012Give me the phone!
Oct 05, 2012I give up
Oct 06, 2012Nobody likes me!
Oct 07, 2012I can explain
Oct 08, 2012What a relief!
Oct 10, 2012Snow White
Oct 11, 2012A common name
Oct 12, 2012Lovestruck nonsense
Oct 13, 2012Surplus
Oct 14, 2012BCE
Oct 15, 2012Curse you, Watterson
Oct 16, 2012Be yourself
Oct 17, 2012Self-vandalism
Oct 18, 2012Elevator, part 1
Oct 19, 2012Elevator, part 2
Danny meets Alex and others get probed by aliens.
Oct 20, 2012To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Oct 21, 2012Needing advice
Oct 22, 2012Out there
Oct 24, 2012Hacking
Oct 25, 2012Duct Tape
Oct 26, 2012Nasty surgery
Oct 27, 2012Mentally
Oct 28, 2012Jennifer Aniston
Oct 29, 2012Some random innocent
Disney's Hansel and Gretel
This fairy tale has been sanitized for your protection.
Turns out Joyce has been around the block zero times.
Beast Wars is awesome!
Obligatory Flashback Sequence
During a freak loft bed accident, Danny's life flashes before his eyes.
Nov 13, 2012wump aaaaa CRASH
Nov 14, 2012ACK!
Nov 15, 2012Eh?
Nov 16, 2012giggle giggle HEE HEE HEE HEE
Nov 17, 2012Flashback ---->
Nov 17, 2012Frog in his throat
Nov 18, 2012Hewwo
Nov 19, 2012Puberty
Nov 20, 2012Hey, baby
Nov 21, 2012Pathetic
Nov 22, 2012Sir
Nov 23, 2012I'm gonna be fine
Nov 24, 2012Cutester
Nov 25, 2012South Park
Nov 26, 2012Bob or Venus
Nov 27, 2012Bloomington 90210
Nov 28, 2012Judgmental
Nov 29, 2012Better off
The Creepiest Form of Flattery
A story originally from Roomies #3
Nov 30, 2012The Creepiest Form of Flattery, page 1
Dec 01, 2012The Creepiest Form of Flattery, page 2
Dec 02, 2012The Creepiest Form of Flattery, page 3
Dec 03, 2012The Creepiest Form of Flattery, page 4
Dec 04, 2012The Creepiest Form of Flattery, page 5
Dec 05, 2012The Creepiest Form of Flattery, page 6
Dec 06, 2012The Creepiest Form of Flattery, page 7
Dec 07, 2012The Creepiest Form of Flattery, page 8
Friggin' Christmas Spirit
Everyone goes Christmas shopping, discusses mistletoe.
Dec 08, 2012Fa la la la la lalalalaallalaalalaskdaslkdfys
Dec 09, 2012Look, a pretty tree!
Dec 10, 2012Unicorn
Dec 11, 2012Faint Yellow Hue
Dec 12, 2012What's my weakness?
Dec 13, 2012Could anything be more dreadful?
Dec 14, 2012Holly
Dec 15, 2012Fat lady
Dec 16, 2012January
Dec 17, 2012Outstandin' maturity
Dec 18, 2012it's war!
Joe and Danny read a vintage comic book.
Dec 19, 2012Moolah
Dec 20, 2012Tom Hoover
Dec 21, 2012An edge
Dec 22, 2012Cut short
Dec 23, 2012I was transformed!
Dec 24, 2012The Call
Dec 25, 2012Not so fast
Dec 26, 2012Social issues
Dec 27, 2012How cheap
Dec 28, 2012Horoscopes
Dec 29, 2012Taurus
Dec 30, 2012Doog and Blair
Dec 31, 2012Pacifier
Jan 01, 2013Disgusting
Joyce and Joe go to see James Cameron's Titanic.
Jan 02, 2013Family troubles?
Jan 03, 2013Never let go, Joyce. Never let go.
Jan 04, 2013Chick movie
Jan 05, 2013Kleenex
Jan 06, 2013My Girl
Jan 07, 2013Date
Jan 08, 2013Bigger explosions
Jan 09, 2013Asleep
Jan 10, 2013A Guy's Guide to Not Crying at a Movie
Jan 11, 2013Here's your twenty dollars
Jan 12, 2013His heart will go on
Jan 13, 2013FBI satellite photos
Jan 14, 2013Do you need help?
Jan 15, 2013Root beer and cookies
Jan 16, 2013Shampoo
Jan 17, 2013Sometimes I lay awake at night
Don't Mess with a Man and His Bicycle
Someone steals Danny's bicycle. He cries.
Jan 22, 2013Round One, page 1
Jan 23, 2013Round One, page 2
Jan 28, 2013Round One, page 3
Jan 29, 2013Round One, page 4
Jan 30, 2013Round One, page 5
Jan 31, 2013Round One, page 6
Feb 01, 2013Round One, page 7
Feb 02, 2013Round One, page 8
Feb 03, 2013Round One, page 9
Feb 04, 2013Round One, page 10
Feb 06, 2013Round One, page 11
Feb 07, 2013Round One, page 12
The prodigal girlfriend returns!
Feb 08, 2013Rambling
Feb 09, 2013Cryptic
Feb 10, 2013Complications
Feb 11, 2013Can't tell ya
Feb 12, 2013Telephone solicitors
Feb 13, 2013Suspicious
Feb 14, 2013The Slaggin' Keys
Feb 15, 2013Give me the keys
Feb 16, 2013Eye contact
Feb 17, 2013Happy birthday
Feb 18, 2013Pick yer lock
Feb 19, 2013Lot easier goin' down than comin' up
Feb 20, 2013No home
Feb 21, 2013Be careful
Feb 22, 2013Bob and Cindy
Feb 23, 2013Barbie
Joe & Joyce Journey Through Art History
Feb 24, 2013Joe & Joyce Journey Through Art History, page 1
Feb 25, 2013Joe & Joyce Journey Through Art History, page 2
Feb 26, 2013Joe & Joyce Journey Through Art History, page 3
Feb 27, 2013Joe & Joyce Journey Through Art History, page 4
Feb 28, 2013Stimulus Generalization
Mar 01, 2013Sarah's previous roommate
Breakin' the Fourth Wall
The semester's almost over, CARTOONIST SO BORED
Mar 02, 2013...I...
Mar 03, 2013Totally Serious
Mar 04, 2013Come here, you.
Mar 05, 2013When'd we get a narrator?
Mar 06, 2013The Deep End
Mar 07, 2013Can we do this for real now?
Mar 08, 2013Hold it.
Mar 09, 2013Anything in common
Mar 10, 2013BOOM
Mar 11, 2013Men and Marriage
Mar 12, 2013FACE THE WORLD
Mar 13, 2013Football
Mar 14, 2013Prepare to die, Maximal!
Mar 15, 2013Tabloid Today
Mar 16, 2013whimper whimper
Mar 17, 2013Packed and ready
Back for More
Danny and Joe return as sophomores
Howard Can Dress Himself
Howard has a sister! A sister who will punch you.
Joyce Gets a Hobby
Sarah tries to de-boy crazy Joyce by suggesting some alternative interests.
Ruth takes Howard to Comiconference while Billie struggles with the geeky atmosphere
Danny meets Ruth's drunken friends and her nihilism.
Sly Sirs Redux
A bunch of strips from another project which I shoehorned in here.
So hey, what's Sal up to? Her ass in Aliens and Brits, apparently.
May 04, 2013Welcome to Colorado
May 05, 2013For the kid
May 06, 2013New Adventures
May 07, 2013Correction fluid
May 08, 2013Press on
May 09, 2013We know this human
May 10, 2013Don't let her escape!
May 11, 2013Do you know these guys?
May 12, 2013Whazzat?
May 13, 2013Tell me, Sal...
May 14, 2013I'm involved now.
May 15, 2013Balances out
May 16, 2013If you're interested, we could--
May 17, 2013Up the ladder!
May 18, 2013The government
May 19, 2013Test Subject Files
Sexuality and the Modern Joyce
Joyce learns she is not sexually desirable by Joe. This bothers her for some reason.
May 20, 2013Feminism
May 21, 2013Stimulus/Response
May 22, 2013Goodbye forever
May 23, 2013Mister Macho Man
May 24, 2013Sexy
May 25, 2013Wiggle my butt
May 26, 2013Old, Cold, and Alone
May 27, 2013Unappealing
May 28, 2013Dow-own
May 29, 2013Help Me Harlan
May 30, 2013Toilet paper thumb
May 31, 2013Killed any conversation
Home for Christmas
It's Christmastime! Features the first Internet-exclusive comics.
Jun 01, 2013Christmas in June
Jun 02, 2013Shave it so
Jun 03, 2013Joyce at home for Christmas
Jun 04, 2013Joe at home for Christmas
Jun 05, 2013Sarah at home for Christmas
Jun 06, 2013Ruth and Howard at home for Christmas
Jun 07, 2013Danny at home for Christmas
Jun 08, 2013Happy New Years
Jun 09, 2013Bells and whistles
Joyce the Squirrel
Joyce discovers webcomics, freaks out
A bunch of Roomies! strips I drew for some newspaper somewhere years and years later.
Jun 16, 2013Spaghetti stain
Jun 17, 2013Secret love
Jun 18, 2013Important things
Jun 19, 2013Two out of three
Jun 20, 2013Thank you, Lord
Jun 21, 2013Geek chic
Jun 22, 2013Trained
Jun 23, 2013Spray! Spray!
Jun 24, 2013Disability
Jun 25, 2013Jessica
Jun 26, 2013Sir Thomas More
Jun 27, 2013Napkin
Jun 28, 2013Unnecessary things
Jun 29, 2013Orange
Jun 30, 2013Trash chute
Jul 01, 2013Grad school
Jul 02, 2013Prison
Jul 03, 2013Your rabbit
Jul 04, 2013Cat person
Jul 05, 2013Seven Mountain Dews
Jul 06, 2013Dog person
Jul 07, 2013I LOVE CATS HONEST
Jul 08, 2013Hello, Kitty!
Jul 09, 2013Rapport
Jul 10, 2013Space
Jul 11, 2013A good kitty
Jul 12, 2013Captain Kirk
Jul 13, 2013Quarantined
Jul 14, 2013Nerds are people, too.
Jul 15, 2013Pay attention to me!
Jul 16, 2013Glorious days of youth
Jul 17, 2013Ten pounds
Jul 18, 2013Cranky
Jul 19, 2013Jesus!
Jul 20, 2013Fought so hard to be loved
Jul 21, 2013Soooo many wrongs
Jul 22, 2013Blech
Jul 23, 2013Arrrrr!
Jul 24, 2013Hoo hah!
Jul 25, 2013You* may be a winner
Jul 26, 2013Street cred
Jul 27, 2013Mrs. R
Jul 28, 2013Dad's dead?!
Jul 29, 2013Buy your love
Jul 30, 2013Divorce is awesome!
Jul 31, 2013Bought me all this stuff
Aug 01, 2013Table tennis
Aug 02, 2013Dirty pool
Aug 03, 2013putt putt putt putt
Aug 04, 2013Collegiate Inventors Contest
Aug 05, 2013I built a hovercraft
Aug 06, 2013Collegiate Inventors Society
Aug 08, 2013Living the geek dream
Aug 09, 2013With nerds
Aug 10, 2013Belief system
Aug 11, 2013Doomed to discard
Aug 12, 2013Truth is absolute and unchanging
Aug 13, 2013Stuck in a rut
Ruth tells Danny how she came to be in her situation.
Aug 14, 2013One Day, Part 1, page 1
Aug 15, 2013One Day, Part 1, Page 2
Aug 16, 2013One Day, Part 1, Page 3
Aug 17, 2013One Day, Part 1, page 4
Aug 18, 2013One Day, Part 1, page 5
Aug 19, 2013One Day, Part 1, page 6
Aug 20, 2013One Day, Part 2, page 1
Aug 21, 2013One Day, Part 2, page 2
Aug 22, 2013One Day, Part 2, page 3
Aug 23, 2013One Day, Part 2, page 4
Aug 24, 2013One Day, Part 2, page 5
Aug 25, 2013One Day, Part 2, page 6
Aug 26, 2013One Day, Part 2, page 7
Aug 27, 2013One Day, Part 2, page 8
Aug 28, 2013One Day, Part 2, page 9
Aug 29, 2013One Day, Part 2, page 10
Aug 30, 2013One Day, Part 2, page 11
Aug 31, 2013One Day, Part 2, page 12
Sep 01, 2013One Day, Part 2, page 13
Danny enters his goth period. Ruth feels responsible.
Chicks Dig Engineers
Joe decides to become an engineering major, which means changing schools.
Aliens Wear Purple Spacesuits
Joyce's interest in alien activity catches the eye of a mysterious stranger.
Danny learns Ruth is a stalk-blocker.
Sep 21, 2013Visiting
Sep 22, 2013Teddy Ruxpin
Sep 23, 2013Ditch her
Sep 24, 2013God, just stop
Sep 25, 2013You deserve it.
Sep 26, 2013Answer me this
Sep 27, 2013Moral and good and pure
Sep 28, 2013u mad bro??
Sep 29, 2013Alienated me
Sep 30, 2013Do tell
Oct 01, 2013Lousy dork
Oct 02, 2013A real snore
Oct 03, 2013Gross shower drain hair!
Oct 04, 2013Without touching it
Oct 05, 2013Bette Midler
Danny decides a DUI sounds super awesome.
Somebody makes an important sacrifice
Oct 14, 2013Make amends
Oct 15, 2013My turning point
Oct 16, 2013A plan
Oct 17, 2013Almost got 'im
Oct 18, 2013Swerve!
Oct 19, 2013Act with integrity...
Oct 20, 2013...no regrets.
Oct 21, 2013Did he move?
Oct 22, 2013An accident
Oct 23, 2013You're all here!
Oct 24, 2013Too late
Oct 25, 2013Fitting
Oct 26, 2013What a sham life is
Oct 27, 2013Joe! Wait!
Oct 28, 2013A fluke
The Aliens Return
What the title says, yo.
As Aliens reinvade campus, an enigmatic covert ops team steps in.
Nov 05, 2013Runrunrunrunrunrun
Nov 06, 2013The runaway
Nov 07, 2013This 'ere yellow stripe
Nov 08, 2013Down to business
Nov 09, 2013Pop up again
Nov 10, 2013A turbulent loop
Nov 11, 2013Ripped away
Nov 12, 2013Found the girl
Nov 13, 2013Distract the Aliens
Nov 14, 2013Off-switch
Nov 15, 2013Information in her brain
Nov 16, 2013Gig is up
Nov 17, 2013Eesh
Nov 18, 2013Hey you, wake up
Nov 19, 2013Into the hospital
Nov 20, 2013Unfinished business
Nov 21, 2013National security
Nov 22, 2013Darlin'
Nov 23, 2013Underneath
Nov 24, 2013Incomprehensible
Billie and Danny
Ruth's friends grow closer in her absence.
Dec 08, 2013Knock knock
Dec 09, 2013Dork
Dec 10, 2013Twerp
Dec 11, 2013Phantom Menace
Dec 12, 2013Even more Phantom Menace
Dec 13, 2013Same boat
Dec 14, 2013Whoa, Dan!
Dec 15, 2013Escort
Dec 16, 2013Dirty underwear everywhere
Dec 17, 2013The year's almost over
Dec 18, 2013Oh stuff it, Carly
Dec 19, 2013Be a man and put it up!
Dec 20, 2013Tingly feeling
Dec 21, 2013Leaving anything behind
Some folks ain't around any more.
Nov 24, 2013Incomprehensible
Nov 25, 2013Empty room
Nov 26, 2013Plausible
Nov 27, 2013Indebited
Nov 28, 2013Night in jail
Nov 29, 2013Nitpicking
Nov 30, 2013God bless 79-cent burritos
Dec 01, 2013Dog ate my homework
Dec 02, 2013Evidence
Dec 03, 2013Joyce is gone.
Dec 04, 2013Bulmeria
Dec 05, 2013Tee hee hee!
Dec 07, 2013massage your wound
Joyce finds a fresh start at SEMME.
Dec 22, 2013The subjects
Dec 23, 2013Subject 135
Dec 24, 2013Proto-squad
Dec 25, 2013Matters to discuss
Dec 26, 2013The Sound a' Music
Dec 27, 2013A needle pulling thread
Dec 28, 2013Mental analysis can begin in earnest
Dec 29, 2013What to do
Dec 30, 2013Where am I?
Dec 31, 2013FUMP!
Jan 01, 2014Piece of equipment
Jan 02, 2014Trying to remember
Jan 03, 2014No going back
Jan 04, 2014Technology's amazing nowadays
Jan 06, 2014Why, you f-word!
Jan 07, 2014She's dying...
Jan 08, 2014Only once
Jan 09, 2014At least she's breathing now
Jan 10, 2014Something's wrong here
Jan 11, 2014Chicken
Jan 12, 2014Awake again
Jan 13, 2014Walkerton
Jan 14, 2014Fermiliar
Jan 15, 2014Fix
Jan 16, 2014Amount of concern
Jan 17, 2014G'morning!
Jan 18, 2014Captain Enviro-mental
Girls at the Door
Danny receives female visitors during summer break.
Jan 19, 2014Mary?! Nono nono, send her back!
Jan 20, 2014Some encouragement
Jan 21, 2014Disappointed in you
Jan 22, 2014Lecturing
Jan 23, 2014How on EARTH
Jan 24, 2014Didn't you learn anything
Jan 25, 2014Three Years Ago
Jan 26, 2014No reason
Jan 27, 2014Campus phonebook
Jan 28, 2014One part of you
Jan 29, 2014Sit here like dead wood
Jan 30, 2014When are you leaving?
Jan 31, 2014Kicked me out
Feb 01, 2014Bunch of rednecks
Feb 02, 2014Aw-haw!
Feb 03, 2014Revoked
Feb 04, 2014Where you headed
Probably don't gotta spell this one out for ya.
Feb 05, 2014Billie-ese
Feb 06, 2014Heavy sweatshirt
Feb 07, 2014Freakin' sketchbook
Feb 08, 2014I look horrible!
Feb 09, 2014Empty
Feb 10, 2014I dream of Me-nnie
Feb 11, 2014Going in circles
Feb 12, 2014Terrain
Feb 13, 2014Minnesota
Feb 14, 2014BotCon
Feb 15, 2014Gonna be sick
Feb 16, 2014Who the hell
Feb 17, 2014Lookit all this stuff I bought
Feb 18, 2014See some ID
Feb 19, 2014Lame inside jokes
Feb 20, 2014Behave yourself
Feb 21, 2014Whoops
Mary becomes increasingly self-righteous, while Danny and Billie play out a Chick Tract.
Feb 22, 2014Ruled by your hormones
Feb 23, 2014Do the bad thing
Feb 24, 2014Standards to live up to
Feb 25, 2014Weird.
Feb 26, 2014Yep. Neat.
Feb 27, 2014Up the path
Feb 28, 2014Aw, screw
Mar 01, 2014You are so $@!! anal!
Mar 02, 2014Stop
Mar 03, 2014Promised myself
Mar 04, 2014jus' freakin' DANDY
Mar 05, 2014Freedom
Mar 06, 2014My turning point, too
Mar 07, 2014What if I had some help?
Mar 08, 2014Suddenly I feel a little awkward
Mar 09, 2014Dakota forests
Mar 10, 2014Please tell me
Mar 11, 2014We need to talk
Mar 12, 2014Stare a hole
Mar 13, 20149-hour drive
Mar 14, 2014A little difficult
Mar 15, 2014The cutest little vest
Mar 16, 2014Sober virgin-types
Mar 17, 2014My ex
Mar 18, 2014#@!! dramatics
Mar 19, 2014Back to normal
Mar 20, 2014Magically happy
The Power Booster Rod
SEMME gains possession to an unlikely artifact.
Mar 21, 2014Bah.
Mar 22, 2014Anybody home?
Mar 23, 2014up there up there up there
Mar 24, 2014Elevator
Mar 25, 2014Salvador
Mar 26, 2014Power Booster Rod?
Mar 27, 2014Out the window
Mar 28, 2014Forgive us
Mar 29, 2014Petty and incompetent
Mar 30, 2014Sinuses
Mar 31, 2014Gotta run!
Apr 01, 2014Better traction
Apr 02, 2014She'd want to know stuff
Back to School. Again
Joe and Danny begin junior year.
Apr 03, 2014Back to college! Woo!
Apr 04, 2014Preoccupied
Apr 05, 2014All moved in.
Apr 06, 2014New roommate this year
Apr 07, 2014Quit while I'm ahead.
Apr 08, 2014How was your summer?
Apr 09, 2014Liberal arts school
Apr 10, 2014Tigerhawk
Apr 11, 2014Life support
Apr 12, 2014ZIP!
Apr 13, 2014Paperwork
Apr 14, 2014Breasts
Apr 15, 2014In his room
Apr 16, 2014Please answer me
Apr 17, 2014Resolve this
Apr 18, 2014First Fight
Apr 19, 2014>choke<
Apr 20, 2014Give in, loser!
Caught in the Act
Billie goes to a party!
Apr 21, 2014Fuzzy channels
Apr 22, 2014Password
Apr 23, 2014Alice
Apr 24, 2014Hard up for liquor
Apr 25, 2014Stuck in a party
Apr 26, 2014This night sucks
Apr 27, 2014If there's a God
Apr 28, 2014Blow me up beer
Apr 29, 2014Perfectly fine
Apr 30, 2014Glug
May 01, 2014Nobody's watching us, right?
May 02, 2014Perfunctory
May 03, 2014Tests suck
May 04, 2014Third and Highland
May 05, 2014Slut
May 06, 2014Need.... dental work....
May 07, 2014More than one
May 08, 2014No way out
May 09, 2014Why do you build me up?
May 10, 2014Scrabble
May 11, 2014Showering
May 12, 2014Not like that
May 13, 2014Making me angry
May 14, 2014Twinkies
Joe grows a goatee.
Joe is a nude model in Mary's life drawing class.
Time to venture back to Ron and Carly's house! That's not ominous.
May 29, 2014Tikka tikka takka
May 30, 2014Moral support
May 31, 2014super fake textbook titles
Jun 01, 2014This is the place
Jun 02, 2014Have a seat?
Jun 03, 2014Got your stuff
Jun 04, 2014Her name is Joyce
Jun 05, 2014Happy where I am
Jun 06, 2014One sign of introspection
Jun 07, 2014I don't drink anymore
Jun 08, 2014What you're trying to prove
Jun 09, 2014Dude, wrestling's on tonight
Jun 10, 2014That way, I think
Jun 11, 2014Howard's in there.
Jun 12, 2014Picard Poofs
Jun 13, 2014I've moved in.
Jun 14, 2014I like it here
Jun 15, 2014Ding dong
Jun 16, 2014Here's your textbook
Jun 19, 2014Interesting points
The Wrong Answer
Danny chooses poorly.
Danny makes a few blindlingly obviously good decisions, redeeming him forever.
Jun 27, 2014Ruth was right
Jun 28, 2014Oh Hopefully Non-Angsty One
Jun 29, 2014Geez, slow down!
Jun 30, 2014You're saying Mary is--
Jul 01, 2014Grrrr....
Jul 02, 2014What are you trying to DO to me?!!
Jul 03, 2014Down, girl
Jul 04, 2014Without further ado
Jul 05, 2014What's gotten into you?
Jul 06, 2014I've been a pansy.
Jul 07, 2014Well, kids, what'd we learn today?
Jul 08, 2014Be careful, okay?
It's about fighting aliens.
Everyone's favorite growth-stunting snack chips.
Oct 29, 2014Just a few more boxes
Oct 30, 2014That many snack chips
Oct 31, 2014Where ya going
Nov 01, 2014Leave him alone, Mike
Nov 02, 2014This is a proper meal
Nov 03, 2014Saviors
Nov 04, 2014May I be excused
Nov 05, 2014SLAM!
Nov 06, 2014NNNNNGH!!
Nov 07, 2014Buttpipe
Nov 08, 2014Walkerton's taking a long time
Nov 09, 2014Mmm, cheeezy
Nov 10, 2014Time for bed, team.
The Big Sleep
On New Years Eve, the Head Alien unfurls his long dormant plans for world domination.
Jul 09, 2014Plagued with a sense of normalcy
Jul 10, 2014Useless
Jul 11, 2014Walkerton!
Jul 12, 2014Sorry, professor...
Jul 13, 2014Great Scott...
Jul 14, 2014The world is mine! Ha ha!
Jul 15, 20143D TV
Jul 16, 2014New Years Eve
Jul 17, 2014No punching teammates while on duty
Jul 18, 2014Mind wipe victim
Jul 19, 2014It ain't professional
Jul 20, 2014Here comes the countdown
Jul 21, 2014Year Zero.
Jul 22, 2014A plan two decades in the making
Jul 23, 2014Enlist the natives
Jul 25, 2014Shuttlecraft
Jul 26, 2014So Now You're A Secret Agent
Jul 27, 2014Bodies strewn about
Jul 28, 2014Mr. Belly Button
Jul 29, 2014Only Mr. Bellybutton
Jul 30, 2014My name
Jul 31, 2014Some girl brought you in
Aug 01, 2014She's gone again
Aug 04, 2014I would
Aug 05, 2014Fate of the world
Aug 06, 2014Dodge Ram 50
Aug 07, 2014Stronger than you look
Aug 08, 2014Before we take off
Oct 13, 2014Segue
Aug 11, 2014About ti--
Aug 12, 2014Hostages
Aug 13, 2014Fibbin'
Aug 14, 2014SPOOM!
Aug 15, 2014BLAM! BLAM! CLUNK!
Aug 18, 2014Giant pulsating guns!
Aug 19, 2014Declassified
Aug 20, 2014Just Professor Doc's lab help
Aug 21, 2014My son.
Aug 22, 2014What's gotten into you?
Aug 25, 2014We're gonna save the world.
Aug 26, 2014TIES!
Aug 27, 2014Florida
Aug 28, 2014Detected us
Aug 29, 2014OHMANOHMANWHATHAPPENEDWHEREAREWE?
Sep 01, 2014Gotcha both!
Sep 02, 2014Double-excellent!
Sep 03, 2014Agents!
Sep 04, 2014Stupid ignoble death
Sep 05, 2014BOOF!
Sep 08, 2014Did we win?
Sep 09, 2014Bleagh
Sep 10, 2014Alan's dead.
Sep 11, 2014I found the aliens.
Sep 12, 2014Unbelievable.
Sep 15, 2014Rescues please!
Sep 16, 2014Doesn't matter.
Sep 17, 2014Hands up
Kill Your Friends
Sep 18, 2014Under my control
Sep 19, 2014THAT is how
Sep 22, 2014Sal!
Sep 23, 2014Kill your friends
Sep 24, 2014Pesky Inner Feelings
Sep 25, 2014I don't like this
Sep 26, 2014Zero help
Sep 29, 2014KRAASH!
Sep 30, 2014News crews
Oct 01, 2014Super-powered zombies
Oct 02, 2014Kill shot
Oct 03, 2014Caddy
Oct 06, 2014White House
Oct 07, 2014Grandfatherly
Oct 08, 2014Little help please
Oct 09, 2014Get off
Oct 10, 2014Pay grade
Oct 14, 2014Urrrk!!
Oct 15, 2014Blow to the head
Oct 16, 2014Subject
Oct 17, 2014You know what to do.
Oct 20, 2014Wh--
Oct 21, 2014Livejournal
Humanity's savior is revealed!
Joyce and Walky go to a pet store
Nov 11, 2014Into town
Nov 12, 2014Out to the city
Nov 13, 2014'Partment
Nov 14, 2014Mr. Petshop Guy
Nov 15, 2014Hey, Mister
Nov 16, 2014A more playful pet
Nov 17, 2014Hey, Doggy.
Nov 18, 2014You got a DOG?!
Nov 19, 2014You stay in here
Nov 20, 2014Bark!! Bark!!
Nov 21, 2014Leave my puppy alone!
Nov 22, 2014Let's go outside!
Nov 23, 2014Have you given him a name?
Nov 24, 2014A good puppy, Daniel
Nov 25, 2014Welcome to your SEMME training
Nov 26, 2014Bend the spoon
Nov 27, 2014Few questions to ask
Nov 28, 2014Play with the guns
Nov 29, 2014This is his new assistant
Nov 30, 2014All hooked up
El Grand Thefto
The world's supply of Nachitos snack chips mysteriously disappear!
it's joyce's birthday
If you want to see the Nachitos alive...
Yoda tells Luke that there is another Skywalker.
Dec 26, 2014Not quite yet...
Dec 27, 2014BOW? CREATOR?
Dec 28, 2014One incentive
Dec 29, 2014I know.
Dec 30, 2014Squads 135 and 253
Dec 31, 2014Where are YOU going?
Jan 01, 2015Sir! Incoming SEMME ships!
Jan 02, 2015Wha--?
Jan 03, 2015She's decided to join us after all
Jan 04, 2015Four words
Jan 05, 2015*gasp*
Jan 06, 2015But... how...?
Jan 07, 2015The three of us will RULE THE COSMOS!
Jan 09, 2015Ruined my entire life
Jan 10, 2015You wouldn't DARE
Jan 11, 2015Necessary
Jan 12, 2015Noise
Jan 13, 2015Your sorry rear!
Jan 14, 2015Efficient
Jan 15, 2015Beef?
Jan 16, 2015C'mere, Daniel!
Jan 17, 2015My most favorite base!
Jan 18, 2015New lifeguard
It's a beach mission!
Jan 19, 2015It's summer!
Jan 20, 2015Pathetic little setup
Jan 21, 2015Heads up, troops
Jan 22, 2015Investigative reports
Jan 23, 2015Walkerton can't lead
Jan 24, 2015I know you don't like this
Jan 25, 2015"Commander"
Jan 26, 2015Interesting command decision
Jan 27, 2015Squad 42
Jan 28, 2015Ah dunno
Jan 29, 2015Like who?
Jan 30, 2015I told you, I don't like Joyce.
Jan 31, 2015The same damn shirt
Feb 01, 2015Just when I thought I was out...
Feb 02, 2015Settled in Indiana
Feb 03, 2015Stuffed him into his locker
Feb 04, 2015A nice guy named Danny
Feb 05, 2015Progress!
Feb 06, 2015Talked to Sal again today
Feb 07, 2015Chumps
Feb 08, 2015To a good friend
Feb 09, 2015Don't sit around waiting
Feb 10, 2015Um, hey, Joyce?
Feb 11, 2015Geeze
Feb 12, 2015So I was all like
Feb 13, 2015Alanis
Feb 14, 2015Good commander
Feb 15, 2015There must be some way
Feb 16, 2015Pokemon
Feb 17, 2015Straighten your bed
Feb 18, 2015Religion
Feb 19, 2015Cute
Feb 20, 2015Nacho Man
Feb 21, 20158pm!
Feb 22, 2015Quiet time
Somehow the SEMME mainframe has been compromised by a hacker, despite the handbook claiming it's impenetrable.
Feb 23, 2015What's happening?
Feb 24, 2015Secret government mainframe
Feb 25, 2015The respect it deserves
Feb 26, 2015Point click!
Feb 27, 2015Net access
Feb 28, 2015CST
Mar 01, 2015Sysop
Mar 02, 2015Hacked
Mar 03, 2015Used to be a college student
Mar 04, 2015Sue at the Chicago Field Museum
Mar 05, 2015Impenetrable
Mar 06, 2015Email
Squad 128 is accompanied by a psych analyst.
Walky puts on his dating game. It's not great.
Mar 12, 2015An amazing new use
Mar 13, 2015Human male
Mar 14, 2015Freaky...
Mar 15, 2015Yer advice
Mar 16, 2015Come right out an' ask it
Mar 17, 2015Yer problem is
Mar 18, 2015Whatcha talkin' about, Walky?
Mar 19, 2015How's the weather?
Mar 20, 2015No steroids and no hormones
Mar 21, 2015Headin' out for a bit
Mar 22, 2015Where ya off to?
Mar 23, 2015Happy Meal
Mar 24, 2015Different
Mar 25, 2015Pretty close
Mar 26, 2015I sorta understand.
Mar 27, 2015Memories
Walky sets off on his own to right wrongs in the name of love.
Mar 28, 2015File
Mar 29, 2015Direct violation
Mar 30, 20158 to 5
Mar 31, 2015Can't find Walkerton
Apr 01, 2015Without Walkerton
Apr 02, 2015Without him
Apr 03, 2015Miami
Apr 04, 2015Dammit!
Apr 05, 2015Okay, team...
Apr 06, 2015Time is of the essence
Apr 07, 2015Are you from squad 283?
Apr 08, 2015Squad 283 is out cold!
Apr 09, 2015Keep close attention, team.
Apr 10, 2015Mavis
Apr 11, 2015Behind door number two!
Apr 12, 2015You're goofy!
Apr 13, 2015SLAM!
Apr 14, 2015Got to get to Joyce
Apr 15, 2015Didn't know you CARED
Apr 16, 2015How quickly you fall...
It's time to figure out what Joyce's mindwiped past was all about! Unfortunately, it was all about Danny.
Apr 17, 2015See? Now it's home!
Apr 18, 2015We've got two bedrooms.
Apr 19, 2015I need to get contacts
Apr 20, 2015Beer goggles
Apr 21, 2015I'm not so sure...
Apr 22, 2015Stalking me! Drooling!
Apr 23, 2015That's it! I'm getting contacts!
Apr 24, 2015Walky!
Apr 25, 2015It's "Walkerton"!
Apr 26, 2015This is a sudden visit, Walky
Apr 27, 2015You? A girl?!
Apr 28, 2015He looks like...
Apr 29, 2015Your boyfriend's weird.
Apr 30, 2015Over a year now
May 01, 2015What's that?
May 02, 2015Why are you so against "Walky"?
May 03, 2015Billie and the kid
May 04, 2015Are you okay?
May 05, 2015Did Walky leave?
May 06, 2015So you're Billie's little dork pal.
May 07, 2015You know Joyce?
May 08, 2015This dweeb knows where Joyce is!
May 09, 2015You've found Joyce's friends
May 10, 2015You can tell Joyce
May 11, 2015The Great Shit Shower of 1999
May 12, 2015I'll be going now.
May 13, 2015You really leaving?
May 14, 2015Who WAS that kid?
SEMME is held captive, awaiting execution, and the only way out is fury.
May 15, 2015Ah've been contaminated
May 16, 2015Rise and shine!
May 17, 2015One by one
May 18, 2015Will not be saving you
May 19, 2015My heart will be blessed
May 20, 2015Yer immune to The Sound of Music
May 21, 2015On the count of three
May 22, 2015HOLY HELL!
May 23, 2015AAAAAAA!
May 24, 2015Cripes...
May 25, 2015E-e-e-merg--
May 26, 2015It's all YOUR doing!
May 27, 2015It was you
May 28, 2015I'd always hoped
May 29, 2015This is war
A spooky silhouette guy! How cheesy.
May 30, 2015You let them go?
May 31, 2015If you've come to gloat, go away
Jun 01, 2015Prepare for Ass Kicken!
Jun 02, 2015How'd you get here so fast?
Jun 03, 2015I dunno about you...
Jun 04, 2015So Big Boss got an anonymous tip
Jun 05, 2015Why are you in costume?
Jun 06, 2015Joyce, are you okay?
Jun 07, 2015Ah'm prob'ly the worst person
Jun 08, 2015So, bro, where were you?
Jun 09, 2015Just fer you!
Jun 10, 2015I wish I coulda been there.
Jun 11, 2015'Bout your past...
Jun 12, 2015So I saw Billie the other day
Joyce is 21 years old and needs sex education.
Jun 13, 2015Joyce is such an oddball
Jun 14, 2015Let me get this straight
Jun 15, 2015The Sailor Scouts
Jun 16, 2015The birds and the bees
Jun 17, 2015Okay, Sal.
Jun 19, 2015What are you reading?
Jun 20, 2015One of those parenting books.
Jun 21, 2015Can we have a little talk?
Jun 22, 2015How's "The Talk" coming?
Jun 23, 2015What are you morons up to?
Jun 24, 2015And then the magical fairy comes down
Jun 25, 2015Now what we're 'bout to tell you, Joyce
Jun 26, 2015Cindy, and her twin, and Rick
Jun 27, 2015And then the sperm
Jun 28, 2015Joyce WHAT?
Jun 29, 2015What the hell am Ah doin'?
Jun 30, 2015I just don't want to THINK about it, okay?
Jul 02, 2015Here she comes.
Jul 03, 2015Quick! While eyes are elsewhere!
Meet the Parents
Let's meet Mr. and Mrs. Walkerton! This will go well.
Jul 04, 2015Pack up!
Jul 05, 2015Why aren't you happy?
Jul 06, 2015You ready yet?
Jul 07, 2015Wasn't it sorta obvious
Jul 08, 2015Mom an' Dad are expectin' us!
Jul 09, 2015Kids! I'm so glad to see you!
Jul 10, 2015Hey, Mike!
Jul 11, 2015You boys go in and greet your father.
Jul 12, 2015How can you have a long lost twin sister?
Jul 13, 2015Where ya put my stuff?
Jul 14, 2015Mr. Monkey
Jul 15, 2015How long is this moment of silence lasting?
Jul 16, 2015Do you always
Jul 17, 2015They're on "Vacation"
Jul 18, 2015You get right down from there this instant!
Jul 19, 2015Look at my girl.
Jul 20, 2015Drop it. I know.
That Seventies Strip
Linda Walkerton flashbacks to her childhood!
Jul 21, 2015Reno, Nevada
Jul 22, 2015I tried to get Anthony to talk to me
Jul 23, 2015spin spin
Jul 24, 2015Dad?!
Jul 25, 2015Hand over the spacecraft
Jul 26, 2015Eeee.
Jul 28, 2015Anthony and I
Jul 29, 2015I met David
Jul 30, 2015One night I went to see him
Aug 01, 2015Now, now
Aug 02, 2015Look who I found outside, Chuck!
Aug 04, 2015Turkish Delight?
Aug 05, 2015Hi, Mike! Want to help?
Aug 06, 2015A mommy, daddy, and their 2.5 children
Aug 07, 2015Hur hur
Aug 17, 2015What manner of foolery is this?
Reaching a Churning Point
Walky continues to fail to woo Joyce.
Aug 08, 2015I'm celebrating
Aug 09, 2015Mike and I are off to the pub
Aug 10, 2015So I guess we're all alone
Aug 11, 2015Why why WHY
Aug 12, 2015Walkerton's been in there for an hour
Aug 13, 2015A little eccentric
Aug 14, 2015Thank the maker
Aug 15, 2015Ugh, I'm DONE.
Aug 16, 2015Gosh darnit...
Aug 18, 2015Jaaaason!
Aug 19, 2015I've got to go back in there
Aug 20, 2015You've sunk to a new evil, Mike!
Aug 21, 2015LINDA MITCHELL
Aug 22, 2015Leave Joyce alone!
Aug 23, 2015What's goin' on?
Aug 24, 2015Didja see that?
Aug 25, 2015She even asked me
Aug 26, 2015That's what the file said.
Aug 27, 2015It's, like, there's this wall
What it says on the label.
Aug 29, 2015He's alive!
Aug 30, 2015Success!
Aug 31, 2015Welcome to the side of the living
Sep 01, 2015I don't have time to talk semantics
Sep 02, 2015186 days
Sep 03, 2015Professor!
Sep 04, 2015Be careful!
Sep 05, 2015So nice to see you!
Sep 06, 2015Now, Professor....
Sep 07, 2015This is Squad 135
Sep 08, 2015Anybody got any ideas?
Sep 09, 2015Here's the plan
Sep 10, 2015Electric fence
Sep 11, 2015Daisy! Beef!
Sep 12, 2015Knock that saucer out of the sky!
Sep 13, 2015They don't teach us anything
Sep 14, 2015Get on the rooftop
Sep 15, 2015Ah, Squad 128
Sep 16, 2015Two great tastes
Sep 17, 2015Look, you crazies!
Sep 18, 2015Destroy Denver
Sep 19, 2015Okay, now practice your rampaging monster face
Sep 20, 2015Go tell Jason
Sep 21, 2015Sal says to set off the charges
Sep 22, 2015Sal, what are you doing down here?
Sep 23, 2015Set the bomb
Sep 24, 2015One more mile
Sep 25, 2015So...
It's Walky!/Melonpool Crossover
It's Walky! crosses over with Melonpool! More important than you'd think.
Sep 26, 2015The Martians had the most advanced technology
Sep 27, 2015Spaceships shaped like a duck
Sep 29, 2015This ship is beyond our comprehension!
Oct 01, 2015The captive awakes
Oct 02, 2015I need my car keys.
Oct 03, 2015Thanks for retrieving the Steel Duck
Oct 04, 2015We're on next, Miss Bates!
Oct 05, 2015How's about a deal?
Oct 06, 2015Aside from his hat
Oct 07, 2015You don't hate me
Oct 08, 2015Too bad you didn't win the Grammys
Oct 10, 2015Mayberry, I can locate Ralph!
Oct 11, 2015Ugh, this place is a mess!
Oct 13, 2015Hold still...
Oct 14, 2015Where are we going, again?
Oct 15, 2015Six solar panels
Oct 16, 2015We're investigating two alien sightings
Oct 17, 2015The engine is a WHEEL?!!
Oct 19, 2015pant pant wheeze wheeze
Oct 20, 2015We have to get in!
Oct 21, 2015Traitorous cur!
Oct 22, 2015CLUNK!
Oct 23, 2015DIE!
Oct 24, 2015Take cover!!!
Oct 25, 2015Strike hard and fast!
Oct 26, 2015It's no use!
Oct 27, 2015Help me herd these Aliens
Oct 28, 2015Ah knew you were in cahoots!
Oct 29, 2015Ah'll fend off these last few Aliens
Oct 30, 2015I can't find the start button
Oct 31, 2015Set thrusters to go, Mr. Walk!
Nov 01, 2015Ack! I lost my grip!
Nov 02, 2015We're losin' cabin pressure!
Nov 03, 2015You're back! Just like Khan!
Nov 04, 2015The Duck's seen worse
Nov 05, 2015One of our better landings
aw jeez here we go
Nov 06, 2015Some agents are here to see you
Nov 07, 2015So your mother
Nov 08, 2015This is supposed to be MY PLACE
Nov 09, 2015Hey, Walky.
Nov 10, 2015Get in here
Nov 11, 2015Get on the bed
Nov 12, 2015This'd be a lot more fun if you participated
Nov 13, 2015She'd never act like YOU
Nov 14, 2015Where's Joyce, Imposter?!
Nov 15, 2015Sal! Sal!
Nov 16, 2015I've gotta get outta here
Nov 17, 2015Hello, ladies.
Nov 18, 2015Isn't it past your bedtime?
Nov 19, 2015This is all very scary!
Nov 20, 2015My special friend!
Nov 21, 2015It's a funny thing, really.
Nov 22, 2015Your second personality
Nov 23, 2015This is Jason's usual pub
Nov 24, 2015Just got word from SEMME
Nov 25, 2015And next thing I knew
Nov 26, 2015There ARE two of them!
Nov 27, 2015Woah, there!
Nov 28, 2015I don't know you
Nov 29, 2015Make it go away
Nov 30, 2015You're not me and you never WILL be!
Dec 01, 2015But what can you do NOW?
Dec 02, 2015!!
Joyce is going through some stuff.
Dec 03, 2015She's asleep now
Dec 04, 2015You don't have to stay
Dec 05, 2015Walkerton certainly likes Joyce a lot
Dec 06, 2015I got it!
Dec 07, 2015Five major groups
Dec 08, 2015Your education was sorely lacking
Dec 09, 2015JOYCE!
Dec 10, 2015Whew! That was close!
Dec 11, 2015How'd you get in here
Dec 12, 2015And then Walkerton jumped in
Dec 13, 2015Hey, you. What's your name?
Dec 14, 2015My GIRLFRIEND
Dec 15, 2015Ah told her
Dec 16, 2015Maybe Ah should
Dec 17, 2015Take a seat
And It Will Go Well With Thee
Sal finally gives us her superhero origin story.
Dec 18, 2015Did you wash your face?
Dec 19, 2015Pumpkin!
Dec 20, 2015For the longest time
Dec 21, 2015Thanks, Pa
Dec 22, 2015Sounds fun!
Dec 23, 2015Who was that?
Dec 25, 2015Can I talk to Danny?
Dec 26, 2015'Scuse me
Dec 27, 2015You need to stop her
Dec 28, 2015You're late for youth group
Dec 29, 2015What's wrong with you recently?
Dec 30, 2015Ah don't belong here.
Dec 31, 2015I know this looks bad
Jan 01, 2016If you value your life
Jan 02, 2016A-Ah'm back.
Jan 03, 2016It's chilly.
Jan 04, 2016Zzz POW!
Jan 05, 2016Yeehaw! Ah got 'em!
Jan 06, 2016Pa! Ma!
Jan 07, 2016Oh, sure. Save your folks.
Jan 08, 2016See if Ah care.
Jan 09, 2016heads will roll
Jan 10, 2016As you wish.
Jan 11, 2016Rule #1
Jan 12, 2016Yeah, that's it.
Jan 13, 2016Cough cough!
Jan 14, 2016The fact that Ah effortlessly threw
Jan 15, 2016After a few more run-ins
How Sal joined SEMME, an interesting story.
Jan 16, 2016Six months later:
Jan 17, 2016'Scuse us!
Jan 18, 2016Fine, I'll ask for directions
Jan 19, 2016Nevermind! We see him!
Jan 20, 2016Big boss, this is Alan
Jan 21, 2016Don't worry, I've got our troops watching them
Jan 22, 2016HONK!
Jan 23, 2016Why, Tony! You're still alive?
Jan 25, 2016I see how it is.
Jan 26, 2016Here, Ah'll tie 'im up
Jan 27, 2016Aah. That hurts
Jan 28, 2016Let's get back to base.
Jan 29, 2016Good night, troops
Jan 30, 2016So what first attracted you to me?
Jan 31, 2016Ah hate most people more than anythin'
Feb 01, 2016Ah promised Ah'd keep his story a secret
Feb 02, 2016My parents, Tony
Feb 03, 2016It sounds like you've been through a lot.
Feb 04, 2016You have to stop punishing yourself.
Walky and Dina
So Walky and Dina are dating now. That's a thing.
Mar 04, 2016I'm in your MIND!
Mar 05, 2016I can't believe it.
Mar 06, 2016So, Dina.
Mar 08, 2016Dina's great, isn't she?
Mar 09, 2016Ah hope you're disgusted with yourself
Mar 10, 2016Of course, I'm the only responsible one here
Mar 11, 2016smooch
Mar 12, 2016How's Joyce doing?
Mar 13, 2016This is a very crucial time
Mar 14, 2016Joyce is coming home!
Mar 16, 2016Those ain't curling irons...
Mar 16, 2016Feel good to be home, Joyce?
Mar 17, 2016New hairstyle
Time for beer! And sadness!
Mar 18, 2016Maybe we should all go out
Mar 19, 2016We're goin' out.
Mar 20, 2016Everyone comfortable?
Mar 21, 2016Are you certain
Mar 22, 2016Bitter sour buttcheese!
Mar 23, 2016One sip?!
Mar 24, 2016I don't know what I'm doing, Sal
Mar 25, 2016Too much beer?
Mar 26, 2016You don't think that anymore!
Mar 27, 2016Still pondering
Mar 28, 2016Why did you ask fer me?
Mar 29, 2016Just dump 'im
Mar 30, 2016So tell me, Sal...
Mar 31, 2016What was THAT for?
Oops, Walkerton said Joyce was prettier than Dina.
The Sensitive Scanner
Apr 09, 2016Monkey Master, you're the one!
Apr 10, 2016These Martian scanners are worthless!
Apr 11, 2016Look, Scanner
Apr 12, 2016I don't care if
Apr 13, 2016At long last!
Apr 14, 2016Blast it
Apr 15, 2016The embassy is impenetrable!
Apr 16, 2016Squad 37, regroup!
Apr 17, 2016Jurassic Park III
Apr 18, 2016RARRR!
Apr 19, 2016So what are we here for?
Apr 20, 2016Squad 128, you're my best team
Apr 21, 2016Quiet, Joyce
Apr 22, 2016Dress for tropics
Great Big Sea
SEMME journeys into treacherous Martian waters and not everyone comes out alive.
Apr 23, 2016U.S.S. Charge
Apr 24, 2016He's cut right in two!
Apr 25, 2016Squad 98? Where are you?
Apr 26, 2016I'm g-getting some heat r-readings
Apr 27, 2016Professor, we're suffering heavy casualties
Apr 28, 2016Identification, please!
Apr 29, 2016That was your fault, buttpipe
Apr 30, 2016Sorry I'm late
May 01, 2016Ooh, spider!
May 02, 2016I'm so glad we're okay
May 03, 2016HEAVE!
May 04, 2016The Martian Embassy...
A trade is made.
May 05, 2016Ah swear, if you've touched ANYTHING
May 06, 2016Ah'll KILL you!
May 07, 2016I think I lost her.
May 08, 2016We're HERE
May 09, 2016Two words
May 10, 2016Let me elaborate.
May 11, 2016So here's my offer
May 12, 2016Well? Is it a deal?
May 13, 2016W-Walkerton?!
May 14, 2016Grunt SPLAT!
May 15, 2016Squad 42, attack Monkey Master from behind!
May 16, 2016Monkey-humped
Corpses fall, everyone dies
May 17, 2016Looks like this is it, H.A.
May 18, 2016So what's gonna get you outta this THIS time?
May 19, 2016I know you're 'round here somewhere, H.A.
May 20, 2016Joyce, where are you?
May 21, 2016Do you remember her screams?
May 23, 2016Everyone duck fer cover!
May 24, 2016Death from above
May 25, 2016I'm going to be sick.
May 26, 2016Big Boss is down
May 27, 2016Sal's... parents?
May 28, 2016I. HOPE. YOU. DIE.
May 29, 2016We're in.